The best I can tell it is the night you honor the females with the biggest mammary glands, and males with the most stylized haircuts.
Your actors are of interest to my comrades on Orion because they seem to have a deep understanding of that ridiculous thing you call "emotion."
On my home planet we have only one "emotion," and it is anger - though we sometimes approach satisfaction after a particularly successful asexual duplication.
I have not seen any of the films nominated, but I am pulling for Mickey Rourke. He bares a striking resemblance to my brother when he was in his first gestational phase. If Mr. Rourke should slip out of his skin and devour the press corp, don't say I didn't warn you.
That is all for tonight. I must awaken early to begin the shedding process, and pick up some chips and dip so I can "vegge out" watching the festivities.
Hail Zzyzx!
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